Best or Worst Lie!!!

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  1. heavy-durstan

    heavy-durstan Senior Refuge Member

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    What is the Best or Worst Lie you have ever told? Because you were out hunting instead of being at work!!!

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  2. heavy-durstan

    heavy-durstan Senior Refuge Member

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    9oclockflytime Elite Refuge Member

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    grandma died..... i know im going to hell:flame:dv
     
  4. Boogan1

    Boogan1 Senior Refuge Member

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    I remember one hunting season the ducks were in here earlier than normal and thick, really working good. Seems like I lost a couple of grandma's, an uncle or two and I think my wife had one or two emergency surgeries. Sometimes a man just has to have priorities!!! Boog
     
  5. kimsmith

    kimsmith Senior Refuge Member

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    I told my boss that my wife was going to leave me if I went hunting and I wanted to show her I was in charge. Works every time unless you have a women boss.
     
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    old_sxs Moderator Tennessee Forum Moderator

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    --- Now I'm semi retired and can't afford to go wherever I want to --- :l


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    TheDuckSlayer Elite Refuge Member

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  8. speyman

    speyman Senior Refuge Member

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    I went to a Xmas party last nite and fed heavily on the shrimp cocktail as per usual...banked on it bein' bad shrimp and have already called in deathly ill. Truth is, cold front's rolling thru and the greenheads are stackin' up in our kill hole, and THAT is what will make it all better...:dv
     
  9. kwsmith

    kwsmith Elite Refuge Member

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    probaby was neither the best nor the worst- but the most embarrassing-

    back in the days when cell phones (car phones or mobile phones, as they were called back then) were first coming out, my company bought one or me to use while in the field.

    so early one morning i decided to make a slight detour and run by toledo bend lake before going into the office. along about 8:30 or so, as i called in to work to explain that i'd be late due to making a couple of business calls before coming in, BOOM-a shotgun went off. i alibied that on a passing truck haveing a blow-out, then BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM a whole darned volley went off........... and the office secretary to whom i was talking had it on speaker-phone. liked to never have lived that one down.
     
  10. goosecrasher3

    goosecrasher3 Senior Refuge Member

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    "It's the last week of hunting, and its getting good, can I have off" LOL good thing my boss understands.
     

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