An Archery Addiction

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  1. Bowhunter57

    Bowhunter57 Senior Refuge Member

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    You know you have an Archery Addiction when....

    ...you meet a guy on a 3-D range and the next day you can't remember his name, but you can recall his bow model, arrow shafts and draw weight.

    ...your wife wants a divorce, because you used a Sharpie to draw vitals on her new poodle.

    ...you named your son Hoyt and your daughter McKenzie.

    ...you have a back-up bow for your back-up bow.

    ...you see Pamela Anderson standing across the street and all you can say is, "That looks like aobut 38 1/2 yards to me."

    ...you take your bow to a movie, because you heard it was filmed in 3-D.

    ...above your fireplace hangs the framed 5-spot target from your first perfect 300 score.

    ...your truck gets rear ended and the thing that upsets you the most is that your Easton sticker got ruined.

    ...you take your wife and kids to Cabelas for vacation.

    ...you had to move your wedding date back, because there was a 3-D shoot that weekend.

    ...you have said to yourself, "Just five more arrows and I'll quit and go home." (for about the 11th time that day)

    Good hunting, Bowhunter57
     
  2. branthntr

    branthntr Senior Refuge Member

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  3. Batman74

    Batman74 Moderator Moderator

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    If archery is an addiction I hope they don't find a cure for it. ;)
     
  4. Joe Dirt

    Joe Dirt Elite Refuge Member

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    I want to name my first son "Hoyt"...

    Cool name!:cool:

    Joe
     
  5. SuperNova

    SuperNova Elite Refuge Member

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    :l :l :l :yes
     

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