Obama wakes up one night, there is George Washington's ghost! He says, " George how can I help this country?" Washington replies, "Be honest with the people like I was!" Obama goes back to sleep and awakes again. This time its' Thomas Jefferson's ghost! He says "Tom how can I help this country?" Jefferson says, "Love the constitution like I did!" Waking up again there is Abe Lincoln's ghost, he says "Abe how can I help this country?" Abe replies, "Go see a play."