Hey ladies

Discussion in 'Women's Hunting Forum' started by Buckmark311, May 8, 2003.

  1. theduckblind

    theduckblind Guest

    Native Arkie, you hit the bullseye....I never understood when I was dating but now that I have one of my own.....it's as clear as glass!!!!:eek:

    Buck, like I said nothing personal...just a "Daddy's Girl" thing...I hope one day you're as fortunate as the rest of us and will find out...I'm sure you're a pretty cool guy...gotta be if you're a duck hunter.

    But ya still ain't dating my daughter....:l :nutz :h :sp
     
  2. Buckmark311

    Buckmark311 Senior Refuge Member

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    OK i give up, I can see that u don't want anybody dating ur daughters. But if ya change ur mind!!!!!!

    Greg
     
  3. Cindy :0)

    Cindy :0) Senior Refuge Member

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    I have THREE girls and two boys and this is what I tell my oldest daughter the rules are for the boys who want to date her ;)

    Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter


    Rule One:
    If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

    Rule Two:
    You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, to show a respectful amount of attention. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter, I will remove them.

    Rule Three:
    I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

    Rule Four:
    It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

    Rule Five:
    I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

    Rule Six:
    As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

    Rule Seven:
    The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there is comfortable seating, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka -- zipped up to her throat. Movies with strong romantic themes are to be avoided at all costs; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

    Rule Eight:
    Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless God of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not mess with me.

    Rule Nine:
    Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car -- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
     
  4. fetchitgold

    fetchitgold Senior Refuge Member

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    Cindy,

    I love it!!! :l :sp :l

    Tracy
     
  5. theduckblind

    theduckblind Guest

    I have a copy on my daughter's closet door...I figure by the time she's 16, it will be forever embedded and she should be able to say them verbatim!!!!!!:D

    I'll add one...

    Rule Ten:
    Any opposition or straying from any of Rules 1 - 9 will result in immediate EXTERMINATION and voids the contract. NOTE: Father of the daughter is not held responsible for his actions. :D
     
  6. Buckmark311

    Buckmark311 Senior Refuge Member

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    Geeze guys those rules are pretty abidable. I do all of that stuff anyway. If you need your oil changed i'll do it, if you want me to clan your guns i'll do that too, and if you need me to set the dekes and call em in for ya i can do that too.

    Greg
     
  7. Native Arkie

    Native Arkie Elite Refuge Member

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    And purposely sucking up to me so you can date my daughter is a sure sign of a player wannabe, which will automatically eliminate you from any contention you may have had to continue to date my daughter. See the last sentence in Rule #5.


    Just be yourself son. It always worked for me, never had a problem with dad's liking me. Believe it or not, even had some parents that got mad at their daughters after we stopped dating.
     
  8. SeaDux1

    SeaDux1 Elite Refuge Member

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    Buck, just give up man! Wait until you are in college or outta high school that way you ain't gotta put up with daddy issue! And also follow those rules!
     
  9. rocke

    rocke Refuge Member

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    enjoy them while you can. as i single father, my daughter was 8 yesterday. today she is 18, in the Army and in Baghdad. Doesnt take them long to grow up and leave the nest.
     
  10. duckwench

    duckwench Guest

    Hmm -- I am in the minority on this one. My daughter enters high school this fall and I am proud to say she has a level head on her shoulders and is quite the looker. Now - when it comes to dating - I will be glad if she picks a fellow hunter. We have already commented around here that when she gets her driver's license and we go out of state hunting, we gained another driver - not only that - her hunting boyfriend will be invited as well - that gives us 4 drivers for a hunting trip West.

    Now - this is the mom's opinion! If you ask her dad -- "daddy's little girl is not dating until she is 30!" We have a small difference of opinion on this one!
     

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