High tech condom ring

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  1. API

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    How about a fit bit to record doink performance?

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/icon-condom-app_us_58b911e0e4b0b99894167584

    “Users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world,” the manufacturer promises.
    By Mary Papenfuss

    For the full “Terminator” bionic man effect comes a brave-new-world condom ring to measure almost everything guys have wanted to know about their sexual performance.

    The i.Con bills itself as the “World’s First Smart Condom.” (“Welcome to the future of wearable technology in the bedroom,” notes manufacturer British Condoms.)

    In fact, the device is a ring that men can wear with a condom during sex to track a number of pertinent facts. It’s not actually available yet, but the company is taking “early bird” registrations around the world for the product, which will sell for about $75 once it’s released sometime in 2017.

    The i.Con tracks speed, “average thrust velocity,” duration, skin temperature, girth, calories burned (no joke) and frequency of sessions. Most importantly for many, no doubt, will be how a wearer stacks up to the average and “best” performers — though a sexual partner will likely have an insight or two about that. Statistics are tracked via an i.Con app.

    The i.Con is also supposed to be able to sense sexually transmitted diseases.

    The ring will come with a one-year warranty and have a micro-USB charging port to provide up to eight hours of juice after a single hour of being plugged in.

    British Condoms vows that “all data will be kept anonymous, but users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world.” Just watch out for those Russian hackers.​
     
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    Wonder if this part is "shareable" on the book of faces? :l
     
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    I'm wondering how they plan to support delivery of the "eight hours of juice". :sp
     
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    Three minutes here, three minutes there... :nutz
     
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    That "eight hours" is getting into porn star territory. :l
     
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    I'll have to stick with 160 separate sessions. :l
     
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    160 separate sessions???? You ought to post up your diet! Maybe even publish it. :bow
     
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    I never said 160 sessions all at one time. But 3 minutes broke down to 8 hours in 160 sessions. Heck, at my rate, that battery should last at least 6 months! :dv
     
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    Batteries are no biggie, what ya need is lots of Vaseline. :l
     
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    That's so 1982... You gotta get on the Wet Platinum boat. :nutz
     

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