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Discussion in 'Arkansas Flyway Forum' started by Randy, Mar 31, 2017.

  1. Randy

    Randy Senior Refuge Member

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    A third grader from Arkansas who moved to Missouri came home from his new school one day and asked his dad, “Daddy, why am I the smartest person in my class? ”His daddy replied, “Well son, that’s cuz you’re from the great state of Arkansas.”

    The next day at school, the third-graders were playing dodgeball, and the son asked his father, “Daddy, why am I the best dodgeball player?” His daddy replied, "Well son, that’s cuz you’re from the great state of Arkansas.”

    Next day, the third-graders were getting dressed for PE class. The son came home that day and asked his father, “Daddy, why are my private parts bigger’n the other boys in my class?”

    The father lowered his head and stated, “Son, that’s cuz you’re seventeen years old.”

    Okay, the above has nothing to do with the story. Or, maybe not.
     

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