Levity with English

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    To beautify the entrance to the plant they had the maintenance department plant a plant.
     
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    Are you taking a math class...Yes...I am...Math 103.
     
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    He got up from bed to go upstairs to the bathroom so he could throw up after being up all night drinking and acting up after he got beat up by his girlfriend after the break up.
     
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    And dont forget... I before E, except after C, unless you are talking about science.
     
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    I had to wade in waist deep water then waste time while I wait for the decoy weight to hit the bottom. It would have been quicker if it weighed more.
     
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    There, they're, their....it'll be okay.
     
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    I just realized how insensitive this was for the all snowflake lefties on the PAF so I re-wrote it...

    To compensate for the carbon footprint of the plant, government regulations required the maintenance department to plant a plant.
     
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    Once we were on a fire alarm in the middle of the night at the hospital. Again. The investigating officer came on the radio and said "E1 to radio. Cancel all units. It was a malfunctioning Duct Detector."

    Of course, he was answered by some smartazzes with a series of "Quack! Quack!"
     
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