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  1. huntaholic21

    huntaholic21 Senior Refuge Member

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    last year I saw a post on here about an old man getting in a nut kicking contest with a young buck over a hunting spot. Any one remember that?
     
  2. MALLARD MAGICIAN

    MALLARD MAGICIAN Elite Refuge Member

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    Must of been older... we had a **** poor acron crop last year
     
  3. huntaholic21

    huntaholic21 Senior Refuge Member

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    It was probably not a real story. Very funny joke though.
     
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    Hugatree Elite Refuge Member

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    Sounds to me like a boat paddle story.
     
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    Shedhead Elite Refuge Member

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    You go on and hunt there sohnnnnn.....
     
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    TheDuckSlayer Elite Refuge Member

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    +1
     
  7. huntaholic21

    huntaholic21 Senior Refuge Member

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    I am paraphrasing...

    Old man has a spot on a wma everyone knows he always hunts there, nobody bothers him. One day he shows up and some poo face, war eagle, barrel sticker dude and his buddies are in there. He says "looks like we are hunting together today". They said "nope, move on old man". Old timer says "tell you what, lets go up on the levy and have a nut kicking contest. Who ever wins gets to hunt the hole today." Poo face kid doesn't want to look like a dussy in front of his friends, so he says "ok old timer, lets do this." So they go up on the levy and the old man says "alright now I'm going to go 1st then it's your turn". So he rears back and delivers a vicious kick to the kids junk. So hard it lifts him off the ground. Kid rolls around on the ground for a while. Finally he gets up and says "ok old man, my turn". Old man says "nope, I'm good. you can have the hole".

    I would like to find the original thread.
     
  8. stevena198301

    stevena198301 Elite Refuge Member

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    Way I see it, the old man was bending over backwards... Offered to let the little poo-facer hunt with him, THEN just gave over his spot to the little guy! Sounds like a good old dude.
     
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