Murphy lost his hat...

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  1. cafowler1000

    cafowler1000 Elite Refuge Member

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    Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he
    saw him. He had never been to church in his life.

    After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad
    ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"

    Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father. A while back, I misplaced
    me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat
    just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that
    he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the
    back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's
    hat."

    The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat.
    What changed your mind?"

    Murphy replied, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I
    decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."

    With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I
    talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal 'ya decided you would rather do without
    your hat than burn in Hell?"

    Murphy slowly shook his head. "No, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt
    Not Commit Adultery', I remembered where I left me hat."
     
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    he he he he!
     
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    API Political Action Forum Moderator Flyway Manager

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    That's racist.:l:l:l:tu
     
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    A girl came skipping home from school one day.
    "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10.
    See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

    "Very good," said her mother.
    "Is it because I'm blonde?" Jenny asked.
    "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.


    The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
    "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G.
    See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!

    "Very good, Jenny," said her mother.
    "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
    "Yes, it's because you're blonde."


    The next day Jenny came skipping home from school.
    "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"
    And she lifted her tank top to reveal a perfect pair of 36Cs right out of Hugh Hefner's family photo album.

    "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
    "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
    "No Honey, it's because you're 24!"

    Now I'm sexist also... I'll be here all week... I have a bunch of shooting buddies / dirty old men. I left out the photo that goes along with the joke.
     
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