pet peeves

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  1. bullpinnie

    bullpinnie Elite Refuge Member

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    My newest pet peeve is wearing underwear that doesn't have an articulated fly. My wife bought me a few pair of boxer briefs , and damnit if everytime I go to take a leak, I forget that I am wearing these stupid things....I mean, I'm thinking I am about ready to release a frakking fire hose, then have to unbuckle my belt, and unbutton by pants, and drop trou .........( I seriously just about pissed myself a few times).............. Not only that, but it makes pissing a two handed job. If I just push them down from the top, the waist band sits at the base of my shaft, making it impossible for a proper shake to drain completely. So now, I literally, am dropping my pants, and underwear down to my ankles, just to keep **** from draining down my leg.
    .........however, I do think it is hilarious to see the looks i get from folks in the urinal next to me when i do this:grvn:l:nutz
     
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  2. J.Bennett

    J.Bennett Elite Refuge Member

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    You're wearing them backwards...
     
  3. GUNNERX2

    GUNNERX2 Elite Refuge Member

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    Nothing strikes panic in a duck hunter worse than waiting to take a leak to the very last moment and then having to dig around to find the access point of any underwear that you may be wearing. Worse yet is when your underwear and base layer don't match up and there is a frantic moment of fishing around 'til cold hands tell you, you have found the object of your search.
     
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    OneShotBandit Elite Refuge Member

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  5. Green Duck Truck

    Green Duck Truck Washington State Moderator Moderator

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    Some of us that are more "blessed" just use the opening at the bottom of a pant leg... :grvn:l
     
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    negooseman Senior Refuge Member

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    why I always carry an extra pair of socks.
     
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    spaightlabs Elite Refuge Member

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    The struggle is real. Not sure how you have borne the hardship over the years, but god bless you for fighting on.
     
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  8. widgeon

    widgeon Elite Refuge Member

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    You should start wearing a kilt.
     
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    Lip Shooter Elite Refuge Member

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    Mentally week guys who do not allow "free speech" but act like they believe in free speech. The ones who get offended by it.
     
  10. BirdJ

    BirdJ Elite Refuge Member

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    I wear Sweat Pants underneath my bibs!! Quicker access so no issues!!:D
     

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