Winter is Coming

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  1. KENNEDY63

    KENNEDY63 Elite Refuge Member

    Jul 10, 2005
    8:00 a.m. I built a snowman.

    8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 So, I built a snow woman.

    8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

    8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

    8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just build one snow person with detachable parts.

    8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

    8:28 I am being called a racist, because the snow couple is white.

    8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burka.

    8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.

    8:42 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

    8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

    8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs? I am now called a sexist.

    9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

    9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.

    9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding that I be beheaded.

    Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just a view of the world in which we live today.
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  2. The_Duck_Master

    The_Duck_Master Elite Refuge Member

    Dec 19, 2004
    Salem, Oregon
    Snowballs. :l
  3. API

    API PAF-CA Flyway Moderator Flyway Manager

    Dec 29, 2008
    As preposterous as it seems... don't be too surprised that there are those who actually think such conditions are a good thing.
  4. Squaller

    Squaller Elite Refuge Member

    Jan 5, 2003
    Fresno, California
    Today it is funny... Tomorrow it might be a prophesy...
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  5. cootmeurer

    cootmeurer Elite Refuge Member

    Jan 8, 2003
    FayetteNam NC
    Now a true and politically incorrect story to go along with this.

    Back 20 years ago, when the military was still a bastion of non-butthurt people, and when humor was often sophomoric, we were at a base in Northern WI (Volk field) when a blizzard hit.

    All flying and most other things were suspended due to 20+ inches of fresh snow. So, outside the club a snowman was built. Well, it started out as an androgynous snow being - but that changed. It soon sported a small ice-dicle. This was replaced with a larger one, and for a couple days this contest "grew". Eventually the contest was won, and lost, simultaneously. Some maintenance folks had access to a cherry picker and went to the hangar and harvested a 6 foot ice-Dickle. For a brief moment, when it was installed, he was sporting a giant bit of ice. But it was too much and the weight tipped him over, destroying the snow man.

    Might even be a moral to that true story, but I don't know what it is?
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  6. Ron Gilmore

    Ron Gilmore Elite Refuge Member

    Feb 27, 2003
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