Of course this is a joke, just thought I would add something to keep this section of the forum active. However, in all seriousness (as I know there are plenty of guys out there who would love to have a fully plumed, mature drake wood duck adorning their offices/homes/etc.) if anyone would like to take a drive down to SW Georgia/NW Florida, I would be more than willing to take a couple guys out on what I think is a pretty unique hunt. I'm not talking about a planted/baited woody hole where you're guaranteed to be covered up with wood ducks, but rather an "Old Florida" style hunt. I guess you could describe this as more of an "experience" If anyone is interested, shoot me a PM.