X-mas Joke...

Discussion in 'Women's Hunting Forum' started by dixielabs, Dec 3, 2003.

  1. dixielabs

    dixielabs Elite Refuge Member

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    I got this email from my sister and thought ya'll might like it.

    Subject: Santa's Reindeer
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    > >According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,
    > >while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in
    > >the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers
    > >at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
    > >mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers
    > >till after they give birth in the spring.
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    > >Therefore, according to every historical rendition
    > >depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them,
    > >from Rudolph to Blitzen- had to be a girl.
    > >
    > >We should've known. Only women, while pregnant, would
    > >be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all
    > >around the world in one night and not get lost.
     
  2. Kimmie

    Kimmie Moderator Sponsor Moderator

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    Gotta LOVE that one!



    Kimmie :D
     
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    Doc E Elite Refuge Member Sponsor

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  4. dixielabs

    dixielabs Elite Refuge Member

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    :( So that's why he hasn't came by my house the past three years.:nutz
     
  5. Daisyduck

    Daisyduck Elite Refuge Member

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    wow this could be a major change to how we spend December I am thinkin more duck days! LOL
     

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