You may not know this...

Discussion in 'Women's Hunting Forum' started by Lowtide, Feb 16, 2005.

  1. Lowtide

    Lowtide Elite Refuge Member

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    You may not know this...but many non-living things have a gender. For example:

    1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

    2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

    3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

    4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

    5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

    6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

    7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

    8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

    9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

    10) Remote Control -- Female. It gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
     
  2. B52-man

    B52-man Elite Refuge Member

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    Your in for it now Andy. :yes :dv
     
  3. Kimmie

    Kimmie Moderator Sponsor Moderator

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    :l That's just too funny! :l

    1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


    :tu
     
  4. Lame-Duck

    Lame-Duck Elite Refuge Member

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    Very funny and also very accurate. :l :l :clap
     

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