You might be a total hunting D-Bag if....

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  1. Big Bad Wolf

    Big Bad Wolf Elite Refuge Member

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    Lets play a little finish the sentence here. Ill start....

    You might be a total hunting D-Bag if:

    1) you call decoys "dekes"
    2) you use the terms "tonal range" or "my calling style"
    3) you have a team name for your group of hunting buddies, ie:

    Goose Mafia
    The Killin' Krew
    The Feather Dusters
     
  2. Lujack

    Lujack Elite Refuge Member

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    ....wear a flat brimmed cap?
     
  3. spaightlabs

    spaightlabs Elite Refuge Member

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    When you say 'meat stick' you ain't talking about your junk or a slim Jim.
    You have 'tactical' waterfowl gear.
    You have never patterned your gun but are on your 12th after market extended super gnarly mega long range choke tube and still trying to find one you can hit something with.
     
  4. likesbigspreads

    likesbigspreads Elite Refuge Member

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    You have your truck covered with stickers from every product you have ever used!
     
  5. full choke

    full choke Senior Refuge Member

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    you have posted to the Refuge Goose Hunting forum more than 200 times.
     
  6. Big Bad Wolf

    Big Bad Wolf Elite Refuge Member

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    What does 515 qualify as, a years supply of Summer's Eve?
     
  7. pointblind

    pointblind Elite Refuge Member

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    ... you think every duck or goose that isn't perfectly normal colored is a hybrid, a super cool genetic strain, hermaphrodite or old.
     
  8. joecitrano

    joecitrano Senior Refuge Member

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    Or wear white rimmed sunglasses
     
  9. Big Bad Wolf

    Big Bad Wolf Elite Refuge Member

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    That applies to life in general, no?
     
  10. Sprigfan

    Sprigfan New Member

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    Ding Ding Ding, 100% agree!
     

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