A poem

[Lots O Decoys]

> The Lord created man
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> > >
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> > > First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
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> > > Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needin'".
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> > >
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> > > After casting about for a suitable pearl,
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> > >
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> > > He kept messing around and created a girl.
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> > > Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
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> > >
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> > > Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
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> > >
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> > > Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
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> > >
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> > > Rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
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> > >
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> > > Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
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> > >
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> > > Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
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> > >
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> > > Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
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> > >
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> > > And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
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> > > Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
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> > >
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> > > And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
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> > >
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> > > 'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
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> > >
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> > > Then he added a mouth. Ruined the whole damn thing.

 

[fetchitgold]

Stirring up trouble again, eh LOD?

Tracy

 

[Delaware Jim]

Well the mouth ain't so bad, it's the ability to talk

 

[Batman74]

Originally posted by Delaware Jim
Well the mouth ain't so bad, it's the ability to talk

Yep, yep, yep........

 

[Il. MudDuk]

...hence, the invention of Duck Tape.

 

[Shubz]

You got a chuckle out of me....

 

[younghunter]

got that right

 

[Lots O Decoys]

Originally posted by fetchitgold


Stirring up trouble again, eh LOD?

Tracy

Who, me??????

Now if I had been stirring up trouble, it would have been in the womens forum!!!!