Any of you guys in Alabama lose something?

[Huntsprig]

"A man's penis was discovered at a gas station in Alabama earlier this week, reports say.

According to Lagniappe, a weekly newspaper which covers news in the Mobile and Baldwin County, Alabama, areas, police received a call on Monday morning about "a human penis" that had been discovered at Midtown Mobile, a gas station in Mobile, Alabama."

Severed penis discovered in gas station parking lot: Report

A man's penis was discovered at a gas station in Alabama earlier this week, reports say.According to Lagniappe, a weekly newspaper which covers news in the Mobile and Baldwin County, Alabama, areas, police received a call on Monday morning about "a human penis" that had been discovered at...

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[Wood-Dro]

 

[bill cooksey]

Anyone heard from Will?

 

[cootmeurer]

Let be honest - if the guy that lost it put up lost and found posters with a picture and contact info he would probably get arrested.

 

[Govey]

And a ballgame in October! LOL GBO!

 

[AppalachianHollers]

Ride a motorcycle: lose your life and your jewels.

 

[Sasquatch Hunter]

Mine is on display in the new wing at the Smithsonian. 10-1 ratio of women touring.

 

[reddogge]

Guy doing his own sex change?

 

[ReaPeR105]

Revovered one in a urinal at a theater one time. Crime scene tech refused to touch it so she borrowed the hot dog tongs from the snack bar.

The owner had been found dead a couple days before. Shot thru both knees, his junk removed. Body was re-dressed and tossed in a creek. ME said something like limb loppers took it off, and bleeding to death was his cause of death.

Maybe that should be in the horrible way to go thread.

 

[Grif]

Revovered one in a urinal at a theater one time. Crime scene tech refused to touch it so she borrowed the hot dog tongs from the snack bar.

The owner had been found dead a couple days before. Shot thru both knees, his junk removed. Body was re-dressed and tossed in a creek. ME said something like limb loppers took it off, and bleeding to death was his cause of death.

Maybe that should be in the horrible way to go thread.

I guess he pizzed some girl's daddy off.