Any of you guys in Alabama lose something?

[ReaPeR105]

I guess he pizzed some girl's daddy off.

Most likely was a bad drug debt. Never cleared the case. But I always wondered what kind of warped killer carries a goober around for two or three days before dumping it in a public place.

 

[stevena198301]

And a ballgame in October! LOL GBO!

One in 17 years ain't making anyone in AL upset. Still much rather lose to UT for years in a row rather than lose my junk.

 

[killerv]

Update, should probably put this in the worst way to die thread

Motorcyclist laid down his bike on interstate, guy hit by a few cars, evidently one ripped his junk off

Alabama gas station worker makes gruesome discovery in parking lot

Police in Mobile, Alabama, said the severed human penis found at a gas station likely belonged to a motorcyclist who died after multiple vehicles struck him on I-10.

www.foxnews.com

 

[pintail2222]

"A man's penis was discovered at a gas station in Alabama earlier this week, reports say.

According to Lagniappe, a weekly newspaper which covers news in the Mobile and Baldwin County, Alabama, areas, police received a call on Monday morning about "a human penis" that had been discovered at Midtown Mobile, a gas station in Mobile, Alabama."

Severed penis discovered in gas station parking lot: Report

A man's penis was discovered at a gas station in Alabama earlier this week, reports say.According to Lagniappe, a weekly newspaper which covers news in the Mobile and Baldwin County, Alabama, areas, police received a call on Monday morning about "a human penis" that had been discovered at...

www.theblaze.com

Does Lorena Bobbit live in Alabama?

Dude, Where's My Penis? The John Wayne Bobbitt Story

Lorena Bobbitt made headlines when she took her marital problems with her husband, John Bobbitt, to a whole new level.

allthatsinteresting.com

 

[hobbydog]

Maybe this guy?

Alexandria man arrested for forcing dog to have oral sex​

ALEXANDRIA, La. (KALB) - The Alexandria Police Department arrested a suspect on Thursday night for sexually abusing an animal. Multiple reports came in about the incident, including a video posted on Facebook showing what happened.

The Humane Society of Louisiana shared that the man walked out of a residence on Willow Glen Road before approaching a pit bull tethered on a heavy chain. That’s when the man forced the dog to perform oral sex on him. The incident lasted about two minutes, all of which were recorded and posted on Facebook Thursday night.

 

[nobands]

I've heard it all now .
A pitbull with no teeth?

 

[creedsduckman]

That idiot must've wanted to be castrated.

 

[drahthaarducker]

 

[Govey]

One in 17 years ain't making anyone in AL upset. Still much rather lose to UT for years in a row rather than lose my junk.

All in jest, my friend!