Chinese rocket used to launch spy satellites hits Texas.

[Bear]

To hell with the balloons!

We’re all going to die!!!

Chinese rocket that put spy satellites in orbit breaks up over Texas

Part of a Chinese rocket used to send military surveillance satellites into space has plunged back to Earth and disintegrated over Texas.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[WoodieSC]

To hell with the balloons!

We’re all going to die!!!

Chinese rocket that put spy satellites in orbit breaks up over Texas

Part of a Chinese rocket used to send military surveillance satellites into space has plunged back to Earth and disintegrated over Texas.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Pack it into another rocket and send it back to them...

 

[API]

To hell with the balloons!

We’re all going to die!!!

Chinese rocket that put spy satellites in orbit breaks up over Texas

Part of a Chinese rocket used to send military surveillance satellites into space has plunged back to Earth and disintegrated over Texas.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Why are we hearing of this from the UK Daily Mail fives days after the fact?

 

[Bear]

Why are we hearing of this from the UK Daily Mail fives days after the fact?

Because I’m just crawling out from under my bed.

 

[Ruination]

Why is this news?

It was in orbit, as trash, for almost a year and never hit the ground.

 

[Fogie]

• Military specialists are searching an area covering hundreds of square miles for debris

Trump’s fault…

 

[OneShotBandit]

Because I’m just crawling out from under my bed.

I thought you had a bunker?

 

[Bear]

I thought you had a bunker?

I do but my wife wouldn’t let me in.