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  1. PaulinKansas

    PaulinKansas Elite Refuge Member

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    I lived in a 3 bedroom apartment. For our biggest party, we went through 3 half barrels and a party ball. We could have got more, but the liquor stores closed at 2am. The neighbors across the driveway had a keg in their apartment, but they wouldn't tap it until they got home from the bars, which is 2am.

    Once we had a homeless guy on a bicycle come to one of our parties. He stayed for 4 days.
     
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  2. Aunt Betty

    Aunt Betty Elite Refuge Member Supporting Member

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    Not north of green street. The engineering campus is somewhat separate from the rest.
    "North of green street". The animal houses are way in the middle.
     
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  3. Aunt Betty

    Aunt Betty Elite Refuge Member Supporting Member

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    Ive been to parties at both schools.
    The SIU ppl party HARD
     
  4. Sam Ortmann

    Sam Ortmann Senior Refuge Member

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    I don’t doubt SIU Carbondale had some good parties. I can just personally attest that U of I has some pretty good parties, even when I was with one of those chemical engineering/neuroscience double majors who graduated in three years and is now on her way through med school.
     
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    howard s. Elite Refuge Member

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    You guys remember seeing Bart vans there.
     
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    howard s. Elite Refuge Member

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    We hauled a lot of hung over kids to the airport come summer
     
  7. Aunt Betty

    Aunt Betty Elite Refuge Member Supporting Member

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    It used to be where high school kids could crash frat parties and we did. Walk around and listen. Back yard.
    Now all the old rental houses are giant complexes with gates and balconies I helped build them.
    I'm no party animal. I got drunk once.
     
  8. TheDuckSlayer

    TheDuckSlayer Elite Refuge Member

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    Agreed.

    I mean, I can put put a whole can of Cope in my mouth at once. Can put half a can and eat a bag of Doritos.

    Funnel several beers with a shot or two of whiskey on top to knock the foam down.

    Drove a 2000 Chevy pickup for ten years that had one front fender, front bumper dragged the ground and made sparks at night, rear bumper looked like a pretzel, and the bed had numerous large dents too. Damn thing was a cop magnet, finally got rid of it last year.

    Been arrested twice for indecent exposure for water skiing naked.

    The number of times I've driven a lawn mower to the store or rode around on a 4wheeler with just underwear on... Countless times.

    I have a hunting-related tramp stamp.

    Wore camouflage tuxedos to my best friend's wedding.

    Being "redneck" is a just lifestyle, a daily thing. Not some wacky story you tell on a forum.

    But I do give props to @Aunt Betty 's
    Key chain Nuts. Hehe nice man
     
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  9. Aunt Betty

    Aunt Betty Elite Refuge Member Supporting Member

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    My daughter went to some sort of blue ball festival and got those.
    Good to see you posting.
    Was starting to wonder where to start looking.

    I tried chew and I got into my grandma's snuff ONCE.
    Sounds weird.
    Snuff is finely powdered tobacco that my grandparents used. Don't get into that little brown can thing. Don't.:)
     
  10. TheDuckSlayer

    TheDuckSlayer Elite Refuge Member

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    Eh, life's been kicking me in the nuts recently man. Im still here tho.

    Oh yea, and I just met a chick. One that I actually enjoy spending more than 1 night with. Law school grad, just passed the BAR exam. 10 years my junior and 10x my looks. So I'm working on Plan B for my future employment prospect s.
     
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