I’m about to be an Okie

[Dr Duk]

Signed a contract to buy a house in Jenks!

 

[Close Shot]

Welcome to the state and hope you don't miss the mountains too much.

 

[Dr Duk]

I won’t miss California East!

 

[FriedPotatoes]

All the ducks are just north of you in Kansas

 

[JP]

^^^ No! They’re NE of here in all that Missouri flooded corn!!!

 

[Dr Duk]

Leaving to see the house and pay earnest money today.
Go O/U!

 

[Dr Duk]

Signed contract. Paid earnest $$$

 

[Dr Duk]

Very friendly, helpful Oakies.
Got to Sand Springs and needed gas.
Couldnt get the gas cover to open.
Two guns came to the rescue and we got it open.
Im liking Oklahoma!

 

[Dr Duk]

No longer about to be an Okie!
Staying in Colorado after all!

 

[Aunt Betty]

Do NOT tell us about the ducks there because there aren't any wink wink.