Nothing too extraordinary. I didn’t even think it was that big of a deal. Basically I jumped off a bridge naked into the river at the precise moment that a county sheriff came around the corner. He wasn’t very amused by my stunt. That was the first time. Second time I thought it would be funny to go water skiing naked on a crowded river (same river, actually) on a Saturday. I guess some of the other boaters didn’t think it was funny because I think I was still on my first run when the marine police showed up.