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Massages during a game of golf???

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  1. hhboys

    hhboys Senior Refuge Member

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    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
    ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The
    ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at
    his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony The
    woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. Please
    allow me to help.

    "I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if
    you'd allow me", she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine
    in a few minutes", the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the
    fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her
    persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

    She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his
    pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments then asked, "How does that feel?" He!
    replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
     
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    :no :l Good one!!
     
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    I might take up golf.:dv :dv
     
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    Funny situation. I too had an injury while playing golf, fell and injured my knee. Due to the weight and deterioration of the bones in my knees, I had serious problems with pain and discomfort, and the fall exacerbated the situation. Visited a lot of doctors and not our effective help, a friend gave to try a knee massager, it produces enough vibration and warmth to the knees to finally give comfort after debilitating pain, after these procedures I found it on communityclinicassociation.org. There are days that the device does not relieve pain, but does provide some relief, but overall this device, which I did not really believe in, completely amazed me. I am happier and more active than ever before and can play golf again.
     

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