Mr. No-legs can fly????

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  1. mrmallerd

    mrmallerd Elite Refuge Member

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    Lets see, Ya chase them smelly ducks, ya gots a gun that only shoots one shot, & yer boss is named Pritzger. Come on JimBob, ya been in group therapy fer years :l
     
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  2. Il. MudDuk

    Il. MudDuk Elite Refuge Member Supporting Member

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    Jim constrictor a poo poo phobia....
    The fear I have of going to the bathroom only to find a 12' python in the crapper.
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  3. Il. MudDuk

    Il. MudDuk Elite Refuge Member Supporting Member

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  4. deadducks89

    deadducks89 Senior Refuge Member

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    haha once again, I'm a statistic. Nice to be included sometimes.
     
  5. howard s.

    howard s. Elite Refuge Member

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    Duk shore know a lot about snakes don't HE.
    Kind of make you think don't it.

    Like maybe a snake fetish maybe.:dv
     
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    Il. MudDuk Elite Refuge Member Supporting Member

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    We were putting size 3 rip rap into a bucket loader the other day when I notice a piece fell onto a 2 foot....I mean, 9 foot garter snake...he couldn't go anywhere.
    So, being the conservationalist I am, I reached down and removed the rock from his tail so he could go on about his life.

    Never mind the fact I screamed like a little beotch, but I did it.
     
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    DANNY NEWELL Elite Refuge Member

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    Your getting soft Jim.


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    rism Senior Refuge Member

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    Nice job Jim - they kill a lot of mice !!! I see them daily walking my dog. He just kind of sniffs them and goes on. Every now and then a bull snake 4 or 5 ft long surprises me. BUT I don't have any rats out where I live !!!
     
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    cootmeurer Elite Refuge Member

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    Now we know how Dick Durbin gets back and forth to D.C. Doesn’t need a plane at all
     
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    howard s. Elite Refuge Member

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    Durbin not a snake....if hé bit someone it would because his mouth was full of meatd
     

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