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  1. thekillerofmallard

    thekillerofmallard Elite Refuge Member

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    I've had 4 colonoscopy in my life had one in Nov prep didn't work. Doc said I needed a 2 day prep. Sun night for dinner was my last sold food. All liquid diet and jello till 12pm today. Felt crummy not eating for almost 3 days. Went in at 1 today colon still dirty are you F ing kidding me. I've been crapping green jello for two days.
    Now he said I need a one week prep of soft foods then three days of drinking that nasty stuff and ****ting my azz out.
    Think I'm going to have a few drinks at dinner tonight.
    Maybe Pilemaker will show and I can knock him the F out of all of ya.:yes:yes:yes
     
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  2. black&blueshoulder

    black&blueshoulder Elite Refuge Member

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    Thank you for sharing
     
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  3. thekillerofmallard

    thekillerofmallard Elite Refuge Member

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    Glad you enjoyed and wasted a minute of your life. I started Jameson a little early.:yes:l
     
  4. yellowlabhunter

    yellowlabhunter Elite Refuge Member

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    I've never had one yet, but I feel for ya! You could have just gone and had tacos from Jack in the Box which would have cleaned your pipes just as well and tasted a whole lot better. :eek:
     
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  5. dukhuntnfool

    dukhuntnfool Elite Refuge Member

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    :clap
     
  6. 1911king

    1911king Elite Refuge Member

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    Will the real #pilemaker please stand up
     
  7. hunt'ngreen

    hunt'ngreen Elite Refuge Member

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    When I first heard that phrase, thought of the coot first thing...
     
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    MQ Elite Refuge Member

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    The process starts for me tomorrow. I sure hope things come out better for me - pun intended.
    Can't imagine the torture of 1 week of that crappy process. :no
     
  9. dwhauss

    dwhauss Senior Refuge Member

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    You need more greens,,,,,,,
     
  10. JuvieCoot

    JuvieCoot Elite Refuge Member

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    Did UNCLETKOM say blowout? I was a #pilemaker in the office crapper today. Pic worthy if you are a good friend you already got it
     
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