So... we was at this bar, karaoking our butts off. I was up at the bar getting drinks, and I hear my wife across the bar, asking the barkeep in a very loud fashion, why the women’s restroom had a lock she had to come get a key to use. He told her it was for her protection, as single guys sometimes come in and try to corner a woman in the restroom. The next morning Will told me he used to hit that bar to find chicks. That lock was installed to protect women from Will from Mobile!