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Things you should never say......

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  1. Kevin Burroughs

    Kevin Burroughs Elite Refuge Member

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    .......during a argument with a woman


    Things that you should never say to a woman during an argument:

    10- Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
    9- Aww, you are so cute when you get all ticked off.
    8- You're just upset because your a** is beginning to spread.
    7- Wait a minute -- I get it. What time of the month is it?
    6- You're sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
    5- Sorry, I was just picturing you naked.
    4- Whoa, time out. Football is on.
    3- Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!
    2- Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
    1- Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.


    #1 was just a flesh wound and I'm healing up nicely, thank you.

    ----------kevin-----------
     
  2. Squaller

    Squaller Elite Refuge Member

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    Kevin,

    Glad to hear you are still with us. I just wish I could have gotten that advice a little sooner
     
  3. Bossbrott

    Bossbrott Senior Refuge Member

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    How about-----You should have married your psychiatrist!!! NOW RUN
     
  4. Would-Duck

    Would-Duck Elite Refuge Member

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    When is this not the case :dv :dv
     
  5. HUND

    HUND Elite Refuge Member

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    For some reason #10 got a chuckel out of the wife :rolleyes:
     
  6. AzSprig

    AzSprig Elite Refuge Member

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    Goes right along with............


    What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes......?



















    Nothing, she has been told twice already :dv

    BTW, My wife is actually watching as I type.....I understand spouse beating, but do not advocate it !
     
  7. Freeroamer

    Freeroamer Senior Refuge Member

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    7- Wait a minute -- I get it. What time of the month is it?
    6- You're sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?


    Should be the first two in that order.:tu

    4 pm at my house is not the place to be when ol' Okra Wimpy comes on. No matter what the topic, its my fault. Somehow even the starving kids in another country are still my fault.:confused:
     

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