What's your dirty elf name?

[Let Em Work]

Me, I'm "Figgy the foul mouthed stripper."

LetEmWork

 

[thekillerofmallard]

The Sexed up Crack *****.
I do like sex still I am **** I screw for free
Never done Crack tho dam it.

 

[ibfowl]

Well, they got the wiener whacker part right for mine.

 

[Aunt Betty]

Oh God no.
This ain't right. Nope. We worked it out she's a sexd up swamp *** and I'm a foul mouthed swallow queen. Guess where I been eating?

 

[Ring King]

Figgy the Horney Back Door Lover

 

[Brottboss]

Figgy the booty shakin crack ***** if I'm hustling for ammo

 

[Baldplate]

Geeze, has ducking hunting this year gotten that slow....

 

[Kevin Burroughs]

I told my wife her name and got the death stare. I hate the death stare.

 

[Squaller]

Weird how accurate these are....

 

[OGblackcloud]

I just know part of mine is not true